Roadside Attraction by Jonathan Foster (2023) 

 

The Anchor (Foster) 

You’ve been marching along, singing the same old songs 

Head looking down, nose to grindstone 

You keep rolling on, dragging that extra weight around 

On a road that leads nowhere near home 

Drop the anchor, fight the cancer 

When the chilly winds they blow 

Drop the anchor and the rule makers 

When you’ve nowhere else to go 

I’m your distraction like a new tide crashing 

A wave of brightness in the darkness of night 

You keep carrying on, the trench of life digs 

Muddies up the water you now have to drink 

In the partly sunny shadows of the vultures 

Hard to grasp if you’re the remains of the day 

Loosed chains play the role of hand grenades 

The lust grinds the pin on your fingertips 

You’ve been worried alone, fighting what you can’t control 

Easier said than done, it won’t go away 

You stare overboard, starboard right back to port 

Anchored here, raise ‘em up, anchors aweigh! 

 

Cottonwood Vines (Foster) 

Well I wish I were back in those Cottonwood vines 

Trimming fruit in the morning during harvest time 

But I gotta keep on moving, driving this fast life 

Until the days grow shorter, drive west through the night… 

…Sipping me some good ol’ wine 

Hearing whispers in the vines 

Singing right through super time 

That good ol’ country wine 

And every time I think about picking up stakes 

I hear the songbirds singing and breeze on my face 

Whatever shall be, in this high noon heat 

Reminding me of the deep notes of a song and drink 

Easy like knee high by the 4th of July 

A needle in the haystack under cloudy skies… 

Well I wish I were back in those Cottonwood vines 

Trimming fruit in the morning during harvest time 

But I gotta keep on moving driving this fast life 

As the days grow longer, it helps me sleep through the night… 

 

The Mountain Echo (Foster) 

Shades of fall running the boundary mile 

While a subtle bite of winter lines your eyes 

To the first hint of spring’s warm summer skies 

Old cadence shouts out to the mountain 

We recited all the words to gymnasium songs 

Dancing in the dark until it was time to go home 

Cream colored halls with a cigarette hue 

Never stepped inside again, I gave it all to you 

Never ending time fleeting like falling stars 

In the shadow of the mountain echo 

Maybe greener fields are out there to find 

When hills can be the hardest mountains to climb 

Daydreams of leaving, we would ride for hours 

While the longest days would seem to go on forever 

What we search for may have always been there 

Once had some faith, in the end didn’t care 

Never ending time fleeting like falling stars 

In the shadow of the mountain echo 

Maybe greener fields are out there to find 

When hills can be the hardest mountains to climb 

Now an eagle flies by Hiawatha’s ghost 

Like a gentle fog rising above the fields below 

The mountain we leave behind will still be there when we’re old 

For the next ones to hold 

Never ending time fleeting like falling stars 

In the shadow of the mountain echo 

Maybe greener fields are out there to find 

When hills can be the hardest mountains to climb 

 

When You Leave (Foster) 

All along Santa Maria’s rise, yucca, saguaro and fan palms collide 

You’ll hear the damn ol’ burro’s cry, in the monsoon’s dream , of rain 

And there’s no other feeling when you leave 

Go downstream for to take my rest, rustling leaves in this rugged heat 

Fifty miles of dry riverbed, returning like a ghost (of yesterday) 

There’s no other feeling, when you leave 

Heading onto the turquoise trail, strong winds blow in from Santa Fe 

Through the riverwash where the songbirds play, ruby slippers of the desert lay (hey) 

There’s no other feeling, when you leave 

Where the primitive meets the present day, collecting pinyons and new beginnings 

Creature comforts of a rain dance song, Santa Maria says come back home 

And there’s no other feeling, when you leave 

 

The Warm Light (Foster) 

Taking on the world when you’re seventeen 

Finding wisdom right after you need it 

Flying high and your eyes roll back… 

… I was a child running through tall fields 

In summertime, overalls, and bare feet 

Like the best dream during the sweetest sleep 

Chasing the warm light, chasing the warm light 

I had fallen down, woke up with a headache 

Mama Joan was like a day without the stones 

The nurse wide-eyed, they had saved my life… 

What if you knew how it ends? 

What would you do, what regrets? 

What if you were able to come back?... 

Time stops, hearts pause, that when near death starts 

Out of body, breath, and state of mind 

Some say it’s heaven, I just call it living… 

… I was a child running through tall fields 

In summertime, overalls, and bare feet 

Like the best dream during the sweetest sleep 

Chasing the warm light, chasing the warm light 

 

Americana Insomnia (Foster) 

Take a walk for inspiration, go upstairs for Absinthe 

Write a hit song there in Memphis, Tennessee, can’t force those revelation blues 

So I picked up more hitchhikers, asked every barstool preacher 

Townes passed the day I turned eighteen, the wonder of a songwriter’s dream… 

…Another roadside attraction, navigating the weekend 

Forever Wild, The Big Easy, to Hemingway’s Key 

Everything in moderation, when exercising demons 

Knock on wood, I don’t deserve to feel this good 

Americana insomnia, windshield jamboree! 

My buddy’s driving after breakfast , a plane’s landing on the road ahead 

Rare expectations heading our way, delusions of grandeur fantasies 

Spin the fun wheel, eat soul food, my guitar needs a little Tupelo glue 

In the smell of a honeysuckle spring, when in doubt channel all the Kings… 

Was waiting for the big show, needed some San Antonio air flow when I 

Saw the flash of four married rings, mister who’s who of the territory 

So my friends took me up north, a security man stole my keys 

It was a two door Skyhawk, I believe, trying to make midnight, New Year’s Eve 

…Another roadside attraction, navigating the weekend 

Forever Wild, The Big Easy, to Hemingway’s Key 

Everything in moderation, when exercising demons 

Knock on wood, I don’t deserve to feel this good 

Americana insomnia, windshield jamboree! 

 

The Cuckoo (Traditional) 

The cuckoo, she’s a pretty bird and she warbles when she flies 

She never, hollers cuckoo, until the fourth day in July 

I’m going, up to the mountain, going to build me a whisky still 

I’ll sell you, one bottle, for a twenty-dollar bill 

Jack of diamonds, jack of diamonds, you’re the meanest card I know 

You’ve robbed my poor pockets of silver and gold 

I’ll eat when I’m hungry and drink when I’m dry 

I’ll send you glad tidings and never tell no lies 

I still live on the mountain, with my trusted, rusted still 

This whole world is changing, but by god, I never will 

‘Cause the cuckoo, she’s a pretty bird and she warbles when she flies 

Never hollers cuckoo until the fourth day in July 

 

Lander Spring (Foster) 

High plains patches of pronghorn snow, fly by night, a little twinkle in your eye 

The forest, tamaracks turn a roman candle glow, think back to… 

…Lander Spring, a prettier place, I’ve never been 

Lander Spring, I’ve never felt so free 

Lander Spring, like nothing I’ve ever seen 

Lander Spring, wind born memories 

Take me back to Lander Spring 

Feel all the eyes when you’re from the outside 

They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice 

And you feel the trickle down has long since dried, it’s back to… 

You know there’s a little book right there by the bed 

Where all the half-written songs are ready to fledge 

In the great untamed of the wind river range we’ll head back to… 

What I have come to know is we all have different seeds to sow 

Just be yourself, a blue moon rock that rolls 

And at the end of the day we’re all just seasons anyway, just like… 

 

The Change (Foster) 

Just another tornado coming, every phone puts out a warning 

The server uses up all her sugar, honey, baby, sweetie, how are yas? 

Everyone puts down a twenty, stands up and files out orderly 

Now we’re the last one’s standing, I barely know where I am! 

Faster than a raindrop falling, “cross your fingers” 

Just another person to be named after this big ol’ hurricane 

Plywood and battery store, cleaning up like it’s a war 

The experts are getting this right, no one’s gonna sleep tonight 

Bomb-cyclone, snowmageddon, Richter scale level tsunami! 

Microbursts and nor’easters “cross your fingers and drink tequila” 

Just another wildfire raging, brave workers leave their families 

Figure heads say all the right things, even when it’s wrong you see 

Time passes, the people move on, not the change we’re used to 

How dare you provide solutions, in our global little vacuum! 

It’s just not a money maker, “cross your fingers and drink tequila” 

Just another atmospheric river, storming in giving us fever 

Sandbag refills are free tonight, just bring your own bags inside 

Give us a crystal ball prediction for what’s next in line this season 

We’re all laughing for the moment, but something just ain’t right! 

He pauses, at this point… “drink tequila” 

 

Roadside Table (Foster) 

All we need, all we need 

Is right here under this tree 

Reminding us to be still 

Thankfully, oh thankfully 

This old table’s mostly clean 

Waiting for longer days 

It’s a new dawn, wash, rinse, repeat 

Until you have lived all your dreams 

A season’s greeting guarantee 

AlI the living things & sounds of beauty 

Wrapped in harmony, oh wrapped in harmonies 

An earnest expression of the soul 

Sometimes we, get lost in our heads 

Sometimes I, can’t get over myself 

This roadside table is all we need 

This roadside table is all we need 

All we need is, oh all we need is 

Right here under this tree 

Reminding us to be still